MINUTES BEFORE MAHJONG SESSION

Minutes before the arrival of the NUS mahjong "kahs", my BOSS was feelin juz boring and started tokin to me, Huh..? Tellin me how fortunate my life is compared to some. Gets to enjoy a comfy bed in my own little BLUE HEAVEN (courtesy of my MAMA). Get fed when hungry. Even POO POO also no need to flush, got someone to clear it for me and wipe my FIRM TIGHT ASS. Blah... Blah... Blah...

Hmm.. but NAH, he forgot to mention the dark side of HUGO BOSSY's life... spanking when NAUGHTY, which is my nature (Bleah...) and also those long lonely hours in my little corner when everyones workin. Sob Sob...

0400hrs.. the sound of the MJ tiles stopped and the party starts to disperse.
0415hrs.. clearing of the left behind rubbish continues
0430hrs.. my guilty BOSS decided to let me out of my corner. And you were thinking the party juz ended? Hehehe...

Sunday aftnn was so boring, my BOSS went over to my MAMA hse and came back only during my DINNER TIME...

SLEEPLESS AFTERNOON

Last SAT was a NDP rehearsal hence din get to see my BOSS the whole day from mornin till ard 11pm. Can still see his SHAG face while doin hsehold chores on SUN. He cant blame me for nt helpin.. even to at least scrub my own cage coz i seems to have some psychomotor prob and cant coordinate my hands and legs, not to say coordinating my fingers. :P

My day was spent with my darlin MAMA... QUESTION - What do you do when ya BOSS is not ard? Muahhahaha...!!

BOSSY HUGO on the move yet again. Managed to PEE at a couple of places under my MAMA's noses, and with every pool of PEE comes with a nudge on my MAMA to keep her aftnn nap WASTED. Haha... yeah. Its for her own good, i dun wan her to be like "YE YUAN MEI YA" and i NEVER be "XIAO BAI".

YAWN, time now is 10.39pm... sleepin ONmy BOSS laptop bag...

THE SHOWDOWN WITH UNCLE BENJI

Let me introduce you to my Uncle!

My mummy named him Benjamin but then everyone calls him Benji for short. He is already at the ripe old age of 11 doggie years! Still very active though he pales in comparison with MY energy level! Muahaha!

Mummy brought me over to her house to stay for 2 weekends and it didnt take me much time to get to him by puttin my paws on action, and showin him who is the real HUGOBOSSY!! Hohoho... Well, i think i did okay makin an impression. Sneakin up frm behind for his FOOD, burying EVERY SINGLE BONES i can find there and ofcoz how can i say my job is complete without occupyin his PILLOW.

A pat on HUGO's back.

BUT there are times when BENJI Strikes BACK!!! Standin up for wat supposes to be HIS TERRITORY. I will never forget the clash between us when everyone is away in bed sound asleep - THE SHOWDOWN. Its all just me and him...

Since we cannot come to a mutual agreement on the division of territory, it was decided that we shall mark our own region with whatever "resources" we can come out with... It was a TOUGH ATROCIOUS FIGHT, cant believe that given his age, he can stil generate the EQUAL amount of POO POOs and PEE PEEs as me. IM IMPRESSED.

However, a tie was called by AUNTIE LUCY (Uncle Benji's Mummy). She swept clean all the markings we made with BURNING RAGE in her eyes before we can even announce the WINNER. SO SCARY.

Result? P-BAN from goin MAMA's HOUSE... SAD...

My Take from the Showdown? Never offend WOMEN...

A GOOD WED AFTERNOON WITH MY BOSS

Well well... HUGO was busy SHITTIN, POOIN AND SHREDDIN lately in the absent of my BOSS. So glad that today my BOSS is sick. Hoho.. on 2 days MC. YEAH!! Managed to get some timeout off the BLUE CORNER.

However, the good time was short as my BOSS packed his stuffs and when back to camp aft lunch. Faint...

Manage to snap some pics before i gotta put my paws away frm keyboard. Let me share with u my 5 steps of HUGO sleepin Order:

Step 1: Watch your Front

Step 2: Clear the Area starting from my Right.

Step 3: ... Left Clear

Step4: In Position

Step 5: Put Ya Hands in the AIR and DREAM

FELL ASLEEP WATCHING FA CUP FINAL 2007

Exciting FA CUP, exciting FOOTBALL, but i was too tired to follow on after normal time. Fell asleep with my TIGER soft toy by my side. Anyway, my Papa managed to grab some snapshots taken frm my Mama's HP and here are they...

On My Fav Pillow

On the Run

Scary Eyes... Must be the Flash

TOUGH WEEK, TOUGH TIME

Have been spending most of my time in my blue corner (CAGE) recently. Felt my activites been all cramped up. Manage to only see my Papa late at nite and get to roam for only probably an hr or so. Really got SO MUCH WORK meh... SO TIRED... DUN even have time to PLAY...??

BUT it has been hard on him also, gotta work and worry about my dinner. Luckily got my SUPER MAMA around to save me from HUNGER. YEAH..!! LOVE HER SO MUCH..

MUACK!!!

Although he manage to escape the EXERCISE tomorrow which last till SUNDAY, BUT the NDP rehearsals are starting. Therefore, subsequent weekends until the actual day of NDP might just be burnt as well. WAAAHHH.

Kinda tired after a long day. Sleepin now...

PAW OFF,
HUGO

M|NI ME HAVIN A M|NI PARTY OF MY OWN

I realised that there are more use of newspaper then to juz pee on it.. So BORING. Well... I can actually READ them and SHRED after reading so that i wouldnt loss track of where i stop.

My afternn was so fun, ended up havin a MINI PARTY of my own. And of coz!!! To end this PARTY on a HIGH, i had a good SMACK THAT from my Papa. Wooohh...... it hurts real bad. HATE that ROLLED-UP NEWSPAPER!!!! Shall SHRED it together with the rest of the newspaper nxt time.

Did i mention that today i got a loose tooth hangin at the tip of my mouth (2nd tooth of the month, dunno what have i been chewin) and it refuses to come off. Tried pullin bt its juz too stubborn. It finally came off by itself before i start bloggin. Hoho..

ATTACHMENT STARTS AT 1ST TRANSPORT BATTALION

30 Apr 2007, My Boss's Part-time work had started, just 3 working days after his last paper. My meal time was also affected ever since...

ROUTINE ORDER
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----------------------------BEFORE-------AFTER----------------
Reveille.....................0710................... 0630
Breakfast................. 0910................... 0645
Pee/ Poo.................. Anytime.............. 0700
Back-to-Cage........... Not-at-all............ 0720 till 1810.
Dinner...................... 1800................... 1810 (Subject to changes)
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Endless amount work, TOUGHEST attachment of ALL. But lookin at the bright side, good learning ground and moverever its at SEMBAWANG CAMP, approx 35min to reach. YEAH!!! Can get to see him earlier...