SHAVE IT OFF

HuGo got his coat SHAVED for the first time on SAT... all because of HuGo's skin problem. Its being itching and scratching non-stop. BUT i dont understand why that uncle shave my Trademark HuGo SEXY beard as well??!!!

Arrr.... ANGRY!!!

Poor HuGo gotta make it thru Xmas NAKE... *Sob, Shall post HuGo's CHEEKY NAKE photos soon...

Paws Off (Sad HuGo)

HuGo 1st MINI BIRTHDAY PARTY

Hoho... 1 year OLd HuGo... but nothing has changed. Still the same old Cheeky ME.

So, i decided to try my LUCK on my BIRTHDAY by Pee-in the kitchen. GUESS WHAT?!!! No beating from my BOSS!! WAHHHahahahahaha!!!But i shall not push my luck thou. Hehe.

I think its alot of HARDWORK and TORTURE that HuGo put his BOSS through over this short 12mths. "A PAT ON THE BACK BOSS... GOOD JOB... BUT there are still years to come... watch out for my NEW STUNs & CRZY ACTIONs!!! WOOooo..... WAaaa TAaaa..!!!~~

OH... Ya, by the way, did i mention that LITTLE HuGo did a mock-up MAKEOVER before? HOho... ... Tada.

End Of EXAM... Start of WORK...

Haiz.. ...

My BOSS just ended his 3days EXAM Episode, thought that there might be some time to entertain HuGo since the day before BOSS hibernates himself to STUDY... BUT he is startin WORK soon (FRIDAY). SO SAD... but im sure its worst for him.. HOHO...

Nevertheless, HuGo Dont CArE, as long i get my routine evening WALK coupled with 2 SUMPTUOUS . meals a day, HuGo is COOL with it.

For a quick update... just before my BOSS's exam, HuGo paid a visit to the man in WHITE COAT. HuGos SICK...!! There is blood contain in my PEE-PEE. *Sob Anyway, he said its just some infection... nothin serious. He also sound some pimples on my back... Oh... must start to PROTECT my baby smooth complexion liao. Toning... Moisturising and Fruit masking EVERYDAY!!!

PROJECT WEEK

Recently my BOSS's butt is STUCKED to the chair, restricting much of HuGo's actitivies. Hmm.. seems like there is something GOOD on the table but i found NOTHING more than stacks of paper and textbooks. BORING.

AUNTIE VISIT I

On THE 13th OCT...There was a AUNTIE VISIT from dunno where. When i 1st saw AUNTIE i held back my HuGo BARK as she seems HARMLESS or rather... SKELETAL to HuGo.

SSSsssooooooo.............. HuGO just did a quick sensing and done!!!

We had some FUN MOMENTS and here are some captures.

The Day Remembered

Yesterday night HuGo did not sleep early but keeps shifting around the Blue Corner, banging and Bossing in the PlayPan... Surprising this sound reminisce some sweet old memories when HuGo was just 3mths old, arriving at my New HOME...

BUT... TIME has changed SIZE has grown.

Some picutures of HuGo after his 2nd GROOMin...

YET ANOTHER SCHNAUZER CUT

SAT morning was a quick rush to the Grooming Shop @ 8AM, and by 3PM, HuGo is back all white again... feeling LIGHTER and looking GORGEOUS after shedding my HEAVY fur coat. Bleah...!!!

Shall post my new pictures when my BOSS have the time.

COMING SOON...

LIFE WHEN BOSS @ SCHOOL...

So BORING.... Week in Week out... Cage in Cage out... Food in Shit out. Its always the routine activities after my last EXCURSION.

Anyway, recently i find it a challange to post new blog entry as i can hardly see the keys anymore...guess its time for another GROOMin session soon.

A DAY AT GOD-MAMA HOUSE on 25 AUG 07

What a SATURDAY...

HuGo revisited God-mama's house after leaving that piece of land in Whampoa 3mths of peace and harmony. HurHur... managed to BARK at almost anyone and everyone on the same floor from the neighbour at the other end of the other corridor (although i can hardly see his/her back but hack it, BARK 1st!!!) to the owner of the house/ my God-grandpapa....Wooo... Shiok...

That is for not sharing the tendering steak. Hmph... Nevertheless, HuGo did get some taste of RED WINE... Not too bad, but would appreaciate that next time u can pour it in a proper wine glass than spillin it on the floor.

Although i might sound FIEROCIOUS but... SHY HuGO still cant help it but PEEs when stranger touches him. Haiz... Boo...Boo...

Again... that night ended with a short MAHJONG SESSION. Too bad cant join in. WHY? Simply HuGo cant hold a tile with one paw and the most impt thing is that in a game of MAHJONG there are "PONG", "CHI", "GONG", "HU" but no "RrrrrUFF..."

WRONG YET AGAIN... WHY???

HHhhmm... was wondering what have i done wrong again? Isn't tissue paper edible? Alot of dogs does, and of cause, although im short, i can clearly see u humans putting tissues into the mouth as desert after meal but just didnt manage to finish it like HuGo does that all.

Got SPANKING on HuGo's soft tender BUTT yet again... Nevertheless... lesson learnt.

PAWs off...

PPPssss........

I got inside information that SAT i might be going out on a short vacation to my GOD-MAMA house...

Guess i might be having BEEF for dinner as well...


YEAH...!!!! Put ya PAWs in the AIR!!!

FOR THE EYES ONLY...

Anyway... Looking at HuGo's pictures, I dont think should be in the FAT FIGHTERS CLUB. SOoooo.... LOOK AT ME... which part of HuGo is FAT???!!!

FLABBY ARMs? Nah...
BABY FATs? Dont think so...
BULGING TUMMY? Well... Err, its just my FUR that you are talking about.

PHOTOS SHORTAGE...

Recently there has been a shortage of PHOTOs as my BOSS is still trying to source for a handphone with CAM function to capture every HuGo moment.

TA DA...

Soon... very soon...

LABELLED FAT

HuGo is FAT...

Thats the comment by MANY... BUT

Who cares.. That will not stop me from EATING and EATING and SLACKING around the whole day.

MANY GOOD SATURDAYS AHEAD

Yesterday was my BOSS last NDP support on the SAT... which means i will get to BATH on the SAT and get my cage CLEANED on the SAT. In return my BOSS will have my company on SAT as well.

Hmm.. FEELING kinda weird. Having been able to be let out of the Blue Corner is no longer LOOKED FORWARD to, ever since i got to roam around the house. BUT, HuGo still does FEEL EMPTY when nobody is around... and when nobody is around, things happen u know?

MUAHhahahahahaha...... I realised WOOD can taste quite good as well.

I WANT A NEW SHOE RACK...

HuGo CANT take it anymore... the WOODEN SHOE RACK from IKEA beside my Blue Corner is so UNGLAM... so UNCOOL... and so UNHUGO.

SOOOO....

I decided to bring it to a STOP. I managed to break the rack in less than 12hours with only my mouth. DA DA DA DAAAaaaaa....!!!

Wondering what kinda shoe rack will be REPLACING the OLD one... HHHmmm....

EXPANSION TO BLUE HEAVEN - CORNER OVERHAUL

On the 29th of July 2007, my BLUE HEAVEN when through a major RENOVATION... HOHO!! It expanded from 10Square Paw to a figure that i havent finish counting.

Muahhahahaha....

My BOSS conveniently removed the Playpan from my Blue Corner and TADA. In addition, i gets a "Free Pass" to PAW around at NIGHT when everyone is ASLEEP. BUT... tsk tsk tsk, im very certain that there must be some clauses behind this LUCRATIVE offer. I noticed that the SECURITY has been "UP" to CON 1. Scrutinizing every corner for unknown smell..stain..liquid..object becomes a routine. Hehe, ofcoz SMART HuGo knows when and where to terrorize, shall patiently WAIT... and WAIT...

YEAH!!!

28th JULY...

28th July marks the NDP Preview... and also the ending of my BOSS's SAT involvement (5th Aug). Even though i know without NDP my BOSS will be either busy with his own entertainments la... MJ la... or SAT Late Nite Party... blah blah blah...

BUT...

I think he deserve a good break from the attachment before he start muggin and puttin weight again in SCHOOL... HOhohoho...

HuGo is one UNSATISFIED BOY... I need more FUN!!! Getting all so BORING BORING!!!!

MY NEIGHBOURHOOD AND ME

Recently my BOSS is quite in the mood to bring me go WALK WALK earlier after my DINNER... Last time HuGo only gets to go down later in the NIGHT when there are less 2-legged SMALL CREATUREs running around.

Hmm... some looks AMAZED at me when i find them more AMUSED. Well, i know im cute and charmin but still... never have u seen a DOG before??!! Whereas some will give me a SHIVER DOWN THE SPINE reaction. OH PLS... Although im not a VEGETARIAN BUT... i only eat LAMP CHOP- Dried Chopped Lamp with Rice in Cube Form Only For Puppys Under 1yrs old by SCIENCE DIET.

Anyway, i enjoyed QUALITY time with my BOSS ALOT. Gets to PEE as i like, POO like nobody's business.

I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD...!!! MUAHHAHAHAHA....

MATCHMAKING FOR A 7MTH OLD BOY???

My BOSS was talking about helpin me to start a FAMILY... and gettin OFFSPRING. WAH!!! OH NO, its a nightmare to come. Imagine having to share my personal toilet, my comfy bed, my dog paw engraved bowl and even my TOYS in my BLUE HEAVEN!!!

Haiz..

Anyway, think it wouldnt be that soon either. Should be after my 1st BIRTHDAY. Haha... So i must start to enjoy my single life to the FULLEST as much as i can. Dunno if goin to PARKS will help? Or would it juz benefit my BOSS... OoPs..

=X

A NAUGHTY BOY LATELY

I PEE on my BOSS's bed on SAT unnoticed, BUT nothin can escape my BOSS's nose. He sniffed out the DRIED PEE and gave me a good LECTURE. Oops... Wrong move. THEN i realised why i PEE on the BED, coz previously i pee juz right underneath the BED and the smell lead me back to the same spot AGAIN. Yet another wacking. Boo...

*A pat my my BOSS's back for his great analysis.

Nevertheless, SMART HuGo always know when to behave, and the rest of the days were peaceful. So.. when will i learn my lesson? God knows...

SUNDAY IS A HuGo DAY

Yet another SUNDAY. Yeah!!! SATurday is NEVER about HuGo but NDP, and SUNday is ALL about HuGo. MuahHAHAHAHA.... Managed to get my BOSS to SCRUB my TOILET. Hehe. He usually just wipe it with newspaper, hmmm... but how can a TOILET be CLEAN without a GOOD SCRUB rite?

NOW it smells nicer, and feels cleaner when i PAW in.

Just came out of SHOWER, BLOWN my hair, POWDERed myself and all ready for another dirty day.

OOPS... PEE YET AGAIN

Last SAT when my BOSS is away in the mids of his NDP, and my MUMMY sound asleep, i PEEed yet AGAIN on my BOSS bro's bed. Gosh... HuGo juz never learn. Luckily my BOSS wasnt around to discipline ME and Muahhahaha.... Got away with it, Yeah!!! Well, but something is telling me that i will not be as luckily the nxt time ard.

Also...

I realised that i have some PEE-ing DISORDER. Not quite sure WHY my PEE ended up OUT OF THE "Drop-Off Zone". Hmm? It was when my BOSS helps me to clean the CAGE in my Blue Corner and found PEE beneath the PEE-ing Tray.

IT WAS NASTY... Another PRODUCTION of HuGo.

PEEKIN FROM THE BED

HEEELLLOOO..... My LEFT ear is WAVIN @ YOU...

A SATISFIED HUGO CUT... THATS SO ME

My Apology for the LONG WAITED photos of HuGo, no thanks to an non-camera POLICY that ME shall not elaborate. This captures were brought to you courtesy of my sweet MUMMY's K800i. Well... lets start with this pic on your RIGHT. This is the BEFORE HuGO CUT. Referencing the pic, that is clearly an UN-HuGo HuGo STYLE ...hair MESSY and SCRUFFY.

Moving ON...

The pic above is the AFTER HuGO CUT. Looking all so baby SOFT, milky WHITE and SILKY smooth hair!!! SOOooo VIBRANT. THats SO ME.

EDGY SIT

Looking from the other ANGLE... All READY and GOOD TO GO. By the way, that UNCLE that CUT hair complaint to my BOSS that I BARK alot la... MOVE alot la... thats why sSO LATE then finish. But WAIT!!! NONONO... cant blame me for that, Im still a SMALL BOY... cant expect too much from me RITE?

TIRED day... Fell asleep LICKIN my MUMMY's HAND...

GROOMING TOMORROW, CAN'T WAIT

Say GOODBYE to MESSY HUGO as Im preparing to go for my long waited GROOMING SESSION. My BOSS was caught up with quite alot of work recently... TRAININ, SHEDDIN FATs and PUSHIN his LIMITS for his IPPT, his usual NDP stuff and CONDUCTIN for some runs, etc... hence no time to help me POST my THOUGHTs. Bleah!!!

AT LEAST he still got some "liang xin" to take a day off juz for MEEEEeee... getting my HAIR and NAILs done.

Anyway, last wk got SPANKed really HARD by my BOSSY, and i mean REALLY HARD. Its all for PEEin on the bed yet again. Haiz... (HUGO juz never LEARN) Even my MAMA cant save me this time.

DAy with Mama

I dropped another tooth this afternoon. Mama laughed at me and said I shld probably drop my teeth slower so that new teeth can grow in time...if not I may end up with tooth-less gums! Humph...a mother laughing at her own son! But I tink she got a little worried later becos she drag me onto her lap and tried to look at my teeth (or wads left of it). I guess whatever she saw pleased her becos after that she went back to watching those moving colours on Boss's square box.

Yup..Boss is not ard today again so its just me and Mama. I tried to get Mama's attention by jumping up and down the sofa and chewing her fingers but all I got was a stern warning from her! *sobZ* (Verbal warning only...my Mama cannot really bear to smack me hehe!) Whats so interesting abt that black box anyway?? I got bored watchin her watching that blackbox so I took a nap. But I always keep a watchful ear on her movements! I MUST be ard wherever she goes!

She told Boss I was a better boy today...only pee-ed on the floor once! (yay!) And I let her take a 1 hour nap! (yay!) But she got to meet her mummy for dinner so she left at 6pm. So I am back at my blue corner until BOSS came back at 12plus am.

WHERE ARE MY TEETH

1...2...3...4...5... ... ...9 and counting. I realised that my teeth are missing. WADS HAPPENING??!!!

My worried boss managed to get some enlightenment from the online FORUM courtesy of Christy(My BOSS Bro's GF).

RELIEVED...!! Now i can continue to BITE and BITE to my heart content. Muahhahaha....Yeah.

Anyway, felt my wkend wasted, didnt get to go to the IT FAIR with my BOSS's BRO. He told me although he can drive me there BUT...

"NO DOGS ALLOWED"

Can i tell them im lookin for my TEETH? No? BLEAH.... tell that to my PAW!!!

LEFT ALONE...

Was left alone at home in my blue little corner the whole day! *Sobz* Thot I could come out of my little corner when my Boss's bro came back BUT...after feeding me my dinner I am STILL in my corner! Where is my Boss and MAMA?!! *Wail*

My mama appeared around 7pm to set my free! Am damn happi to see her. She was very apologetic...gave me lots of tummy rubs and hugs...I think I am in Heaven! hehe...
I am finally able to romp around so I shall waste no time! I kept myself really busy..chewing and mouthing everything i can get my jaws and paws on.

But she smelt farni and her hair is all curly...wonder what did she do before she came. Oh and heard Mama complaining to Boss on the phone that I just wont stop moving! Haha...what does she expect? I am just a little boy of 5 mths! keke

MINUTES BEFORE MAHJONG SESSION

Minutes before the arrival of the NUS mahjong "kahs", my BOSS was feelin juz boring and started tokin to me, Huh..? Tellin me how fortunate my life is compared to some. Gets to enjoy a comfy bed in my own little BLUE HEAVEN (courtesy of my MAMA). Get fed when hungry. Even POO POO also no need to flush, got someone to clear it for me and wipe my FIRM TIGHT ASS. Blah... Blah... Blah...

Hmm.. but NAH, he forgot to mention the dark side of HUGO BOSSY's life... spanking when NAUGHTY, which is my nature (Bleah...) and also those long lonely hours in my little corner when everyones workin. Sob Sob...

0400hrs.. the sound of the MJ tiles stopped and the party starts to disperse.
0415hrs.. clearing of the left behind rubbish continues
0430hrs.. my guilty BOSS decided to let me out of my corner. And you were thinking the party juz ended? Hehehe...

Sunday aftnn was so boring, my BOSS went over to my MAMA hse and came back only during my DINNER TIME...

SLEEPLESS AFTERNOON

Last SAT was a NDP rehearsal hence din get to see my BOSS the whole day from mornin till ard 11pm. Can still see his SHAG face while doin hsehold chores on SUN. He cant blame me for nt helpin.. even to at least scrub my own cage coz i seems to have some psychomotor prob and cant coordinate my hands and legs, not to say coordinating my fingers. :P

My day was spent with my darlin MAMA... QUESTION - What do you do when ya BOSS is not ard? Muahhahaha...!!

BOSSY HUGO on the move yet again. Managed to PEE at a couple of places under my MAMA's noses, and with every pool of PEE comes with a nudge on my MAMA to keep her aftnn nap WASTED. Haha... yeah. Its for her own good, i dun wan her to be like "YE YUAN MEI YA" and i NEVER be "XIAO BAI".

YAWN, time now is 10.39pm... sleepin ONmy BOSS laptop bag...

THE SHOWDOWN WITH UNCLE BENJI

Let me introduce you to my Uncle!

My mummy named him Benjamin but then everyone calls him Benji for short. He is already at the ripe old age of 11 doggie years! Still very active though he pales in comparison with MY energy level! Muahaha!

Mummy brought me over to her house to stay for 2 weekends and it didnt take me much time to get to him by puttin my paws on action, and showin him who is the real HUGOBOSSY!! Hohoho... Well, i think i did okay makin an impression. Sneakin up frm behind for his FOOD, burying EVERY SINGLE BONES i can find there and ofcoz how can i say my job is complete without occupyin his PILLOW.

A pat on HUGO's back.

BUT there are times when BENJI Strikes BACK!!! Standin up for wat supposes to be HIS TERRITORY. I will never forget the clash between us when everyone is away in bed sound asleep - THE SHOWDOWN. Its all just me and him...

Since we cannot come to a mutual agreement on the division of territory, it was decided that we shall mark our own region with whatever "resources" we can come out with... It was a TOUGH ATROCIOUS FIGHT, cant believe that given his age, he can stil generate the EQUAL amount of POO POOs and PEE PEEs as me. IM IMPRESSED.

However, a tie was called by AUNTIE LUCY (Uncle Benji's Mummy). She swept clean all the markings we made with BURNING RAGE in her eyes before we can even announce the WINNER. SO SCARY.

Result? P-BAN from goin MAMA's HOUSE... SAD...

My Take from the Showdown? Never offend WOMEN...

A GOOD WED AFTERNOON WITH MY BOSS

Well well... HUGO was busy SHITTIN, POOIN AND SHREDDIN lately in the absent of my BOSS. So glad that today my BOSS is sick. Hoho.. on 2 days MC. YEAH!! Managed to get some timeout off the BLUE CORNER.

However, the good time was short as my BOSS packed his stuffs and when back to camp aft lunch. Faint...

Manage to snap some pics before i gotta put my paws away frm keyboard. Let me share with u my 5 steps of HUGO sleepin Order:

Step 1: Watch your Front

Step 2: Clear the Area starting from my Right.

Step 3: ... Left Clear

Step4: In Position

Step 5: Put Ya Hands in the AIR and DREAM

FELL ASLEEP WATCHING FA CUP FINAL 2007

Exciting FA CUP, exciting FOOTBALL, but i was too tired to follow on after normal time. Fell asleep with my TIGER soft toy by my side. Anyway, my Papa managed to grab some snapshots taken frm my Mama's HP and here are they...

On My Fav Pillow

On the Run

Scary Eyes... Must be the Flash

TOUGH WEEK, TOUGH TIME

Have been spending most of my time in my blue corner (CAGE) recently. Felt my activites been all cramped up. Manage to only see my Papa late at nite and get to roam for only probably an hr or so. Really got SO MUCH WORK meh... SO TIRED... DUN even have time to PLAY...??

BUT it has been hard on him also, gotta work and worry about my dinner. Luckily got my SUPER MAMA around to save me from HUNGER. YEAH..!! LOVE HER SO MUCH..

MUACK!!!

Although he manage to escape the EXERCISE tomorrow which last till SUNDAY, BUT the NDP rehearsals are starting. Therefore, subsequent weekends until the actual day of NDP might just be burnt as well. WAAAHHH.

Kinda tired after a long day. Sleepin now...

PAW OFF,
HUGO

M|NI ME HAVIN A M|NI PARTY OF MY OWN

I realised that there are more use of newspaper then to juz pee on it.. So BORING. Well... I can actually READ them and SHRED after reading so that i wouldnt loss track of where i stop.

My afternn was so fun, ended up havin a MINI PARTY of my own. And of coz!!! To end this PARTY on a HIGH, i had a good SMACK THAT from my Papa. Wooohh...... it hurts real bad. HATE that ROLLED-UP NEWSPAPER!!!! Shall SHRED it together with the rest of the newspaper nxt time.

Did i mention that today i got a loose tooth hangin at the tip of my mouth (2nd tooth of the month, dunno what have i been chewin) and it refuses to come off. Tried pullin bt its juz too stubborn. It finally came off by itself before i start bloggin. Hoho..

ATTACHMENT STARTS AT 1ST TRANSPORT BATTALION

30 Apr 2007, My Boss's Part-time work had started, just 3 working days after his last paper. My meal time was also affected ever since...

ROUTINE ORDER
==============
----------------------------BEFORE-------AFTER----------------
Reveille.....................0710................... 0630
Breakfast................. 0910................... 0645
Pee/ Poo.................. Anytime.............. 0700
Back-to-Cage........... Not-at-all............ 0720 till 1810.
Dinner...................... 1800................... 1810 (Subject to changes)
------------------------------------------------------------------------

Endless amount work, TOUGHEST attachment of ALL. But lookin at the bright side, good learning ground and moverever its at SEMBAWANG CAMP, approx 35min to reach. YEAH!!! Can get to see him earlier...

END OF EXAM MISERY

25th Apr 2007, end of the last paper, Intro to Psycho, BUT let me share with you my take on the EXAM. Do you think that we as man's best frend are so carefree, only know how to EAT, PEE, POO and.. PEE again? No no nono... look at me,



when my LAO BAN is busy muggin for his EXAM (which lasted almost a mth), basically im all out of activities. No more nite-stroll, no more throw-fetch game and no more afternn snuggle. WAAHHH....!!! I HATE EXAM. So.. i decided to RETALIATE. More PEEs and POOs than i can ever generate, ANYWHERE and EVERYWHERE!!!


BACKFIRED... Err.. think its stil better to keep my routine biz small scale ba. Got hit REALLY REALLY HARD man. Ouch!! Nevertheless, that does not stop me frm gettin pampered and ofcoz a short playin session during his study breaks.

CNY 2007

What a week for me!! Juz days after i arrived at my Woodlands little blue corner, i found myself experiencing my 1st ever CNY. Haha.. dunno if my Aussie parents would be celebrating as well over there? Hmm..

Anyway, this is the last day of CNY and im so proud of myself havin to get my paws on a couple of ANG BAOs caught on tape. Hehe.

My total COLLECTION: $4/=

FAINT...

FIRST MEETING

Hi to all. First time meeting... My name is HUGO. This black fur ball on the right side of the pic is me, and on my left is my dear sister, SISGO. Hoho!!

Im BORN in SPORE on 7th Dec 2006. MY LIFE has changed when I first met my LAO BAN on the 3rd Feb 2007, and saved me frm 2 CHINA DOLLs knockin on my window. Wooh.. close shave. Well, im now happily bossing around in my very little own blue Corner, my BLuE HeAvEN.

SADLY... me and my sis departed on the 16th Feb 2007, FRI, soon after i got my 2nd vacination. Hope she found herself a nice warm family like me. Too bad my boss wasnt rich eunf to get both of us home. Haiz.. yet another poor man son.

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ME.. ME And ME again...